Everyone knows the V.P.L. (visible panty line ) is a serious fashion don't, but which extreme is worse? Would you really skip the draws completely in order to avoid committing the most heinous of fashion crimes? Personally, I think a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, but in my most recent Star Chronicles Word Up!, I found many of you think otherwise. Last week I hit the streets and asked about 100 women which scenario would break the camel's back.
SCENARIO 1: You and your girlfriends are out having lunch. You are wearing your favorite 50% spandex skinny jeans are totally oblivious to those Victoria's Secret sheer silk boy shorts creating uneven lines against your behind! You've already tracked through half of Houston in order to get to Niko-Nikos, and now you have to walk back! Every time you take a step, the lines change and since you've got some back, it looks like a busted pack of biscuits!
Yeah, that's pretty embarrassing!
SCENARIO 2: You and your girls are out hitting the night scene. You are wearing those skinny jeans again (yes, you washed them first), but this time you went commando. You're getting your groove on and shakin' it like a Polaroid picture. All of a sudden, you feel a cool draft against your rear. You didn't bring a jacket and your friends are spread all throughout the dance floor. Since you didn't drive, you have to search for your designated driver who is lost somewhere in the huge night club. Everyone is staring.
That's harsh too!
36% of the women I asked said they would rather be in Scenario 1, while 64% said Scenario 2. I would much rather be in Scenario 2 myself. I would just die if I were caught in number 1! I know you are probably thinking " a thong, duh!", but thongs were not an option. A thong is always the best choice.
Remember to avoid V.P.L's at all costs, even if you have to go commando!
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