The Star Chronicles

"Girls, time to line up for a restroom break!", the teacher shouted. As the other girls in my class fell into line at the doorway, I dawdled around my desk. When the teacher asked what I was waiting for, I simply told her "You know, girl stuff." and sent her perplexed and confused back to lead the line. As the girls filed out, I made my dash for the beany baby mecca (my competitor's desk)and spotted two cute, little animals peeping from the book holder. I grabbed them by their soft, pink stuffed bodies and looked around the room. The boys were not paying attention(yes, this developes early).I had the toys, what would I do next? Since it was a hot day, as it always is in Houston, I made my way toward the open window, pretended to look outside and sent those beany babies plunging to death in a pile of mud outside of the building. I then hurried out the door to join my peers in line.